Ok,Mom doesn't know we got report cards, So we sneak into Moseby's office,
shred them and no one's the wiser.
But I want Mom to see my report card.
How do you live with yourself?
I don't, I live with you and believe me, it's no picnic!
Fine,show your report card,I'll just say it's from the both of us,
it always works on her birthday!
Mr.Moseby,did you try my suggestion to cure your cold?
Esteban,I'm not rubbing chicken fat on my chest.
Not chichen fat,a fat chicken!
We...gouhouuuu,...I'm fine Esteban.
Well, you should be at home, Mr. Moseby.
The Tipton is my home.
Oh,no!
And my home is under siege!
Too sorry Madam I apologize for fuse me. I will get to the bottom of this.
Or shall I say bottoms?
Does this by any change belong to you?
Nope, don't know who belongs to, it's a mystery, completely unsolvable.
Zack Martin!
Unless you do that.
How many times must I tell you, this hotel lobby is not your personal playground?
Now since you two have arrived...gouhou, gouhou....in my hotel you have...
...gouhou...being nothing but... gouhou,gouhou....nothing but... gouhouuu...nothing but...
A delight?
A bundle of youthful energy, whose spirit has breathed life
into this stodgy, old place?
And to say thank you, you want to reward us with free sundaes?!
Thanks, Mr. Moseby, you're the best!
The Suite Life of Zack & Cody S01E19 Smart & Smarter
Just do me a favor, don't mention our report cards for like...ever!
Ok.
Hey guys,what's new?
Report cards!
Oups,slipped out.
Aww, straight 'A's again.Wow, if your report card were a song it would sound like this.
A!!!!
Actually,Aaaaaaap!
One class was pass/fail.
Look at these comments,A joy to teach, A pleasure to have in my class,
What a little chiseler?
Woodshop!
Oh!
Zack?!
Love to chat,really tired got to hit the ------
It's 3:30.
If Cody has a report card that mean you have one too.
You'd think.And I'm just as surprised as you are.
Hand it over.
Ok.But before you read it you should know there's some good news and
some bad news.The bad news is that I got 'D's in Math, English, and Social Studies.
What's the good news?
I'm out of bad news.
This isn't funny, Zachary!
Oooh, Zachary.
I am very disappointed in you.
Oooh, disappointed.
Oooh, shut up!
But I'm trying as hard as I can.
Then why did all of your teachers write 'could try harder'?
I know you can do better than this and if you don't you're going to spend
this summer in school with no video games,no TV and no food!
Fine vegetables...and French Fries aren't a vegetable.
Maddie, what are these do-hickeys? Are they expensive and do I want to buy them?
No, these are chess pieces. It's a game that's been played for 5,000 years.
Well, then, someone should have won already.
Hi Mr. Moseby. How you doing?
Ooh! I love charades.
A novel?
A love letter?
A parking ticket?
Oh,I know.Boots!
How did you get that from parking ticket?
No, I went to buy boots and when I came out I had a parking ticket, duh!
I...Need...To...Dance!
Ohhh!!!!
Oh,he is telling us he has laryngitis.
-Oh that's not it. -No.
Oh yes it is and he wants to write something down because he can not speak.
Which wouldn't have happened if he tried my grandma Estebena's voice cure.
But did he listen to me?Noooooo!
Now this articulate man with his mastering of the English language,
is reduced to rely on me to convey his most intricate thoughts.
Shut up,Esteban!
Test?How can there be a test?! Didn't we just get our report cards?
Isn't there some downtime before we have to start "learning" again?
Why do they keep shoving knowledge down our throats?
It's school?!
Yeah and I don't want to have to spend my summer here,eating vegetables
and having you tell me what was on TV last night.
There's gotta be a way out.
Yeah....Study!
Look,if you're not going to take this seriously...
Ok Bob,a-a-are you nervous?Becaus-the- the-there's nothing to be nervous about.
I mean you-you be doing great in my special need class so be nervous so it just
be...uh well..eh be silly.
I'm not nervous Mr.Forgess.
Oh good,good,'cause I'm sweating like a turkey on thanksgiving.
Oh yea you leaving a puddle on my desk.
Oh,sorry!
Well,I'm just happy try a regular class again.
oh..eh..A-are you sure you're ready? No-Not that I don't have comfidence in you
but it's more important that you have confidence in you.
Do you have confidence in you?
I-Is the word confidence starting to sound weird to you?
A little. Yah and I think you should cut down on the caffeine.
Ok.We-well I tell the teacher to make sure you have extra time on your test and ehh....
...oh oh eh eh and I tell just how confident you are.
No this...Oh...
Bob is it?
I couldn't help overhearing that you get extra time on you tests.
Do you mind my asking how you swang that?
I have dyslexia.
Can you catch it?
When you're dyslexic, you have problems with the way your brain hears
and sees things,like, you know,like, letters and numbers they get mixed up in my head.
No bummer dud.But still no time limit on your tests.
So kind of balance it out ,doesn't it?
You're a glass half full kind of guy,aren't ya?
So,it's called dyslexia?!
Wow, I never realized that other people had trouble reading
the questions and getting their thoughts swing just like me.
Uhh,e-excuse me,I-I couldn't help overhearing,
did you say you have problems reading?
I don't like to talk about it. It makes me feel bad about myself. You know, "unconfident."
Oh oh...Tha-tha-that's perfectly natural but you're not feeling
bad about yourself because w-w-we should all feel good about ourselfs
not all the time because you want a nice mix.Although....
Does he always go on like this?
Yeah,pretty much!
I'll tell you what. Why don't you come by my office after school
and we'll see what's going on.
Thanks Mr. Forgess! For the first time in my life I feel like there's hope!
Have you no shame?
You're right.I feel terrible.
Really?
Nope.
Look,now Mr.Pointy-Head is staring right at your kingy thingy.
That's checkmate!
Is that good?
No, not for me.That means you beat me. You can't beat me!
Why not?
I refuse to be beaten by someone who calls the bishop Mr. Pointy-Head!
Which one is the bishop?
Mr. Pointy-Head!
See,it's catching on.
No it isn't.Chess is an intellectual game. And you're...not!
Well maybe I'm a little more intellectuler than you thunk.
Oh no,oh no,oh no...Oh no!
Oh dear,that is your angry bell face.
Oh, do you want me to yell at another staff member?
Who is it, I shall be ruthless.
Ohhh,you're late again...Esteban,oh.
I'm so sorry Mr.Moseby but...
You're right!
Ohhh no excuses Esteban,this has happened too many times.
I'm afraid I have no choice but to fire you.
Oh please Mr. Moseby, don't fire me, I need this job!
Oh, very well.
You can have your job back.
Maybe I don't want it back.Maybe I want to go somewhere else with a little more job security.
Oh pititititit....No Esteban,don't leave...I need you.
Oh alright, you can have a raise.
I accept. You're a great man.
Oh pish posh!
You really want to yell at me right now, don't you?
Oh here,hit me once for yes,twice for no.
Excuse me.Ahhh... Ohhh...You again!
Ms. Martin, after consulting with the school psychologist,
and looking at the results of all Zack's tests.
Well,we concluding that he probably has a learning disability.
He has a learning disability?Oh thank goodness.
I mean...
Oh no,that's ok I get that a lot.
So dyslexic I am?
Well it like looks it. Ehhh... Looks like.
Whi-which is probably why he hasn't be doing his school work,
h-he must be very frustrated.
Exactly!You read my mind!Even though it's all jumbled.
Zack,I am so sorry for yelling at you about your grades.
Oh honey what kind a horrible mother am I?
One that's smothering her son?!
I-I-it's quite natural to feel guilty, bu-but I mean it's not too good to feel too guilty,
but a little guilty is normal.
I mean you shouldn't feel guilty about not feeling guilty but...
Is the word guilty starting to sound weird to you?
-A little. -A little.
Gee, I wonder who you favorite twin is!
That's ok Mom,I'm already dyslexic, I don't want love handles too.
I just feel so bad for being so hard on you.
It's ok.You've been apologizing to me all day.
Yeah,sorry about that.
I better go get some more whipped cream.
I love you.
You too.
I can't believe you're fooling everyone with this whole dyslexic scam.
It won't work you know.
A) I don't know what you're talking about and B) Oh, yes it will!
How did you pull this off?
Simple. I got some of the dyslexic info I needed from Bob
and did the rest of the research at the library.
I thought you hit rock bottom when you got Chelsea Swartzman to give
you her pudding by telling her it was made by elves, who were chained to giant vats!
But to pretend to have a learning disability, so Mom won't punish you?
How do you look yourself in the mirror?
You're right,I feel lousy.
You do?
No!
So,there was this store and I just had to have this diamond bracelet.
But I let my credit cards to my other purse.
Take that!
So,I have to write eh...
Check!
Rats!!
Didn't see that coming,did ya?
Are you feeling the heat girl? Oh yea it's getting hot,isn't it?
Ok,I'll meet you in one more move.
Checkmate!
I want a re-match.
How many more times we have to play this game?
Until I win!
By then the dinosaurs will be extinct.
Ok Mr.Moseby I got everthing for Grandma Estebina's voice cure.
Now tonight before you put on your jammies,rub this fat chichen on your chest.
And now ,the muffler of health.
Sit!
The gloves of health.Oh, you're gonna love this one Mr. Moseby!
The Fuzzy Slippers of Health!
The hat of revenge?How that get in there?
Ok Mr.Moseby,stand up on one foot and jump up and down.
Just kidding,that makes you look silly.
And finally Mr.Moseby,the drink of health.
Now it's made from wolverine stomach with a hint of badger spleen.
Drink it all up or no dessert of health.
I guess I should have given him the pillow of health first.
Don't you have any homework?
Sure. But Mr. Forgess says to only do as much as we can.
You haven't ever tried.
Okay.
I'm stumped!
I can't believe you still getting away with this.
Don't you feel bad?
Ahh,actually I do.
Really?
No!
Zack,I'm not gonna say I'm sorry anymore.
But I got a present for ya.
Oh sweet.Spontaneous Combustion 3! That's my favorite combustion of all.
This version has the flames of argon and the scepter of serous.
Wow and I thought you dyslexics had trouble reading.
They do Cody.
All I'm saying is he flew through the flames of argon pretty quickly there.
Yes he did,didn't he?
Uh, that's because I've been looking at the video game box for weeks.
It was really hard to read at first, but then I memorized it.
Mr. Forgess says us dyslexics have good memories.
Yet you haven't remembered my birthday. Ever! And we're twins!
Mom,Cody is making me feel bad.
Cody stop picking on Zack. Boy, that sounded odd.
Esteban!
I know that voice.My Grandma Estebina's curious worked.
Surprisingly yes.That badger spleen did the trick.
Oh joy!
It's quite a relief to feel my old self again.
Aaa Ms Clevet ,good to see you.
Ah that's odd.
A Mr.Kantiham all the arrangements have been made for Richie's graduation party....
Do I by any chance...smell?
Oh, yes. Like a dead horse in August.
And you seem happy about this because?
Because it means the cure is working.
Ai ai ai.
How long must I suffered this awful odor?
A week.Give or take a month your result be very, you may want go see a doctor.
Here,try these.It may mash the smell.
Checkmate.
I win. All hail Maddie, queen of chess!
Good job,congratulations,see ya!
Wait a minute!
You let me win.
No I didn't.
Prove it,play me again!
Why is it so important for you to beat me?
Because if I'm not the smart one, then who am I?
That's easy,you're Maddie.The smart who stinks at chess.
Thank you.
You're still good at reading and numbers and all that useless stuff.
I mean, why can't you just accept that there are different kinds of smarts?
You're right and clearly I'm not as smart as you...in this one, particular trivial game.
Thank you.
You're welcome. So how about a game of checkers?
No!
Chinese checkers?!
Boo shi shi yang.That's no in Chinese.
How about a quick game of, guess what color I'm thinking?
Blue!
Darn!
Check it out Bob,an A.
I can't wait for a next test.
Zack did you really say that? Yes Zack I did.
Shall I be afraid of you?
Mom, what are you doing here?
Mr.Forgess invite me in to observe.
And I heard there're serving Shepherd's pie in the cafeteria and you know how much,
I loves me a good Shepherd's pie.
Zack your mother called me and we been discussing your amazingly quick
progress in this class.So eh, if you wanted just start things up
by reading something for us all.
Well I'm painfully shy but...
Oh come on give it a whack.
One supo zondorf, blenasher?
And this guy got an A?
This makes no sense.
Oh,I-I-I'm sorry. Here,I-I meant to give you this.
Once upon a time, when the father of our country was a little boy.
Oh! This makes a lot more sense!
Yeah and you seemed to read it without any problems.
As supposed to say,someone who actually has dyslexia.
I'm CURED!
You, sir, are a genius! I'm going to tell all my dyslexic friends.
Zack, is there something you want to tell me?
Ok.I thought if I pretended to have dyxlexia,
I wouldn't have to work hard to get good grades.I mean,You guys have it so easy. Right?!
Psh,yeah.The jumbled letters, the ridicule, the inability to sink a free throw.
Dyslexia doesn't effect your basketball ability.
Yeah I know but I was on a roll.
Zack I can't believe you did this.
It's just you're always talking about how great Cody is in school.
Zack, I'm not going to belittle Cody's achievements to make you feel better.
You know Zack,you're actually a very bright kid,you're just...lazy.
Is there a class for that too? I'm hoping it's not before noon.
Don't worry Zack the school will help you catch up with your work.
Oh,by providing me with extra time for my assignments?
Yeap,you'll have lots of extra time, June,July and August.
Peak season for vegetables.
But...Ok. I'm sorry Mom...And Mr. Forgess...And class...And Bob.
Told you this would blow up in your face!
Now you have to do all the work by your self.
No one to help you. Just you and you alone!
Ok.If you're so smart, what's the capital or North Dakota?
That's easy, Bismark!
But I thought Bismark was the capital of South Dakota.
No, that's Pierre.
Well, what's the capital of Wyoming?
Cheyenne.
Thanks, you just finished my homework!
Like shooting a fish in a barrel.
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